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With "A human touch" as our tagline,

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we've been in the temp business
 for 15 years now.

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We've come close to bankruptcy 
more than once,

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but I've used every dirty trick in the book
 to get us back on our feet.

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And today, I get to taste the fruits
 of all that I've achieved.

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Delicious. Not a hint of poison.

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No problems, Mr. President.

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Tamotsu. You, too, Natsumi.

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Congratulations on your marriage. 
Pump out a bunch of healthy boys for me.

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Cheers!

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Cheers!

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Mr. President!

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You useless piece of—

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How?

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It wasn't poisoned.

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I didn't poison him!

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So how'd you do it?

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How'd you slip poison past 
that hotshot poison taster?

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I cultivated an immunity in the taster.

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You did? How?

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I spent three months 
adding minute doses to his food

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until he could survive a lethal dose.

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But wasn't that a huge pain?

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Well, yeah.

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No one would expect me 
to do something so ridiculous.

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That's why we're able to stay in business.

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By the way, Hikaru, have you given
any thought to you-know-what?

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What do you mean?

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Marriage.

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Akari, do you seriously think 
I could get married?

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I don't meet any women in my line of work.

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But—

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I know.

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Grandma wants to make one of us 
the new head of the Poison Clan.

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When I told her I couldn't 
because I'm single,

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she matched me up with 
a total stranger from a branch family,

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and nearly forced me to get hitched.

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As if I'm that desperate to get married.

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So the line of Poison Masters
 ends with me.

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I'll spend my life single,

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and you should spend yours 
with your girlfriend.

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Well, it's not like I can see girls
 going for you, anyway.

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Can it.

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Bug Master

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Bug Master

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Bug Master

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Bug Master

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Long time no see, Bug Master.

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Glad to see you haven't changed—

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Hey, c'mon, Julia.

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Yeah.

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I hear the Needle Master 
has three kids now. All boys.

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The food bills are no joke.

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'Course, I plan to spend my life single.

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Less stress that way. You know?

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About that...

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I'm thinking of getting married soon.

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She's a nice, quiet girl.

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And she accepts me for who I really am.

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Seriously?

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Didn't think I had it in me, did you?

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To be honest, I figured you had 
even less chance than me.

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You wouldn't know it, 
but I worked myself to the bone.

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Look at you, turning traitor.

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Listen, Gero.

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Me getting married won't change 
the fact we're best buds.

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Right?

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Right.

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Congrats.

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See you, Gero.

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Let's do this again 
when things settle down.

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Hey, Bug Master.

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You're awesome.

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I don't think I could ever find 
my special someone like you did.

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Marriage never made 
a good impression on me,

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but seeing you talk about it today,

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I found myself thinking 
maybe it's not so bad.

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Not that it makes 
any difference in my case.

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It's such an honor to have you here, man.

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You seem to be doing 
awfully well for yourself.

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We owe that to guys like you.

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We offer "cleaning" services 
at reasonable prices

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even your average Joe can afford.

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Oh, the ladies work here. 
They're assassins-slash-secretaries.

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Use them to help with work, 
freshen up, or however you like.

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No, thank you.

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Hmm? That doesn't do it for you?

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Ah, wait, Master! That's—

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Bulletproof glass partition. 
Pretty swanky, huh?

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Here's the latest piece of human scum
 I'd like your help with.

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The heartless marriage swindler,
 Mei Kinosaki.

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She's been causing all sorts 
of trouble on our turf.

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Take care of her.

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Um, who are you?

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You're about to experience...

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nerve paralysis in your extremities
that'll work toward your brain.

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You'll soon be in agony,
as if you're being ripped to shreds.

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And you'll be fully conscious throughout.

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Finally, I'll finish you off 
with a deadly poison I've concocted.

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Time to regret you were ever born.

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Um...

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My name's Mei Kinosaki.

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Have we met be—

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Be quiet.

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I'm sorry. It's just...

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You remind me of my first love.
 I had to ask.

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So the marriage swindler 
is flirting to save her skin?

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It's true I conned people.

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I needed a lot of money

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to save my little brother who's sick.

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I took all the loans I could get and 
worked jobs I could never admit to anyone,

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but it still wasn't enough.

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But if I can die with the spitting image 
of the man I love watching over me,

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maybe life isn't all bad after all.

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So please, at least tell me your name.

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It's Gero.

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Boss, are you sure about this Gero guy?

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I mean, he only works targets 
who are criminals. "Human scum."

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Who does he think he is?

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He's a Poison Master.

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The Gero family is one of the oldest 
in the assassination business.

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Anyway, he might have his silly hang-ups,

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but he's in high demand. 
That makes him the real deal.

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Now, let's watch him work.

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Mr. Gero...

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What?

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I'm sorry. Forget I said anything.

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Does this woman...

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really have...

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the hots for me?

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Sorry for calling your emergency line.

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What's wrong?

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I'm moving back to the main house.

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I wanted to tell you before I go.

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What?

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I'll give birth to a new Poison Master.
An heir to the Gero family.

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One of the branch family 
members is also looking for a partner.

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Hey, hang on. You don't need to do that.

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You don't get it at all.

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Grandma's serious.

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She told me so herself. If you don't carry
 on the line, and I refuse to...

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...they'll take away my freedom 
and force me to have babies.

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If that's the alternative, 
I'd rather go to them on my terms.

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Akari, what about your girlfriend?

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I'll have to break up with her.

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Don't do it.

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What do you suggest? 
Sacrificing yourself in my place?

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That'd be even worse.

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When else can I make myself useful?

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Wait a minute.

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If you don't want to die, marry me.

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I need to marry to become 
the head of the Poison Clan.

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If I have to be with someone, 
I want it to be you. At least you like me.

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I can help with 
your brother's illness, too.

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Is it fair for me to be so lucky?

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Of course...

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there's no way in hell I would.

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That's the look I wanted to see.

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I mean, I'm gonna die, and it'd piss me off 
to go out without getting a shot in.

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Man, what a relief.

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You see couples and whether it's their
personalities, wealth, looks, or whatever,

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they're all together 
because they're a good match.

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But a piece of shit who proposes 
to a target he can just kill anytime

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isn't a good match for anyone.

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Figures.

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Well, at least, if you're serious 
about finding someone,

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you've got to start by coming clean
about how you really feel.

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Everyone finds their ideal partner
by figuring each other out,

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butting heads, 
and running themselves ragged.

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Do you really only want 
to get married for an inheritance?

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Uh, Master?

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Get on with it already.

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We're paying good money
 to watch you work.

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I only dispose of human scum
who deserve to die.

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It's not a justice thing.

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I just don't take jobs that'd
make it hard to sleep at night.

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Of course, murder's still murder.

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And yet, I sometimes catch myself wanting 
to live in peace with someone I love.

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That side of me makes me
 sick to my stomach.

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The truth is...

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I wanna meet someone I like and lead
a fun, happy life as much as the next guy!

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One where she asks, "How was your day?" 
and we chat before falling asleep,

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or she says "What's wrong?" when I cough.

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But...

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There's no way I'll ever
 meet anyone like that.

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I never went to school. Not even daycare.

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I've lived as a Poison Master
since I was old enough to form memories.

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Showing weakness
 leads straight to failure.

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I could never open up 
and bare my heart to a stranger!

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So—

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What are you talking about?

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You just poured your heart out to me,
 and we only just met.

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You're right that being an assassin
 is a big drawback.

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But in that case, just work at meeting 
all sorts of different people.

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If you put yourself out there 
and keep at it till you're worn-out,

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someone who's into you
 is bound to turn up.

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'Course, it'll probably be hell.

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Now, get it over with.

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I'm human scum.

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My brother's medical bills won't get paid
 because I screwed up.

201
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:11,090
I'm taking away the future of the person
 I care about the most.

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How much scummier could I get?

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Master Gero.

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Why don't ya call it there?

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00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,510
You already got plenty of dating advice
 out of that marriage swindler.

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00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:25,770
Now, finish this scumbag off.

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00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:27,890
No.

208
00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:30,010
I need you.

209
00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:33,870
Only an expert matchmaker 
could marry all those people.

210
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,830
So I want to hire you
in that capacity.

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00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:40,010
I'll do everything I can to keep you
 and your brother alive.

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And in exchange, 
you'll help me get married!

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I've dated more people than I can count,

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but I've never gotten 
a proposal like that before.

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Still—

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That's if you make it 
out of here, remember?

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I'm real disappointed in you, Master Gero.

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You see how it is.

219
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,720
We have a deal.

220
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Killing the Poison Masters' heir apparent
will rocket us to the top of the industry.

221
00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:18,650
You people take jobs from regular folk
at rock-bottom rates,

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then use what you know to blackmail them
 for the rest of their lives.

223
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How many lives have you ruined?

224
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Like I care. What's wrong 
with taking suckers for a ride?

225
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,410
You think you're some kind of hero?

226
00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:34,250
Just making sure you meet my condition.

227
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You're all...

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human scum.

229
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Shoot him!

230
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Kill his ass!

231
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,940
Hey, where'd he go?

232
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,840
You get to have a front-row seat.

233
00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:15,190
Now, watch this Poison Master work.

234
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:21,130
Wow. So I guess...

235
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you're not just all talk?

236
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,120
You really are that good?

237
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,680
They're still nobodies, 
even when they gang up.

238
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:33,050
Anyway, I only used 
my "300 Torments of Hell."

239
00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:36,740
They'll live, and the trauma 
will keep them out of the business.

240
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,920
Hikaru? You know what I said earlier?

241
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,130
I'm leaving now.

242
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:43,930
Akari.

243
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,400
You don't need to succeed Grandma.

244
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,820
Like I said, you have no idea what I'm—

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00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:54,960
I get it now.

246
00:14:56,570 --> 00:14:59,930
Meeting someone you can love
 and build a life with

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is about as close to a miracle
 as you can get.

248
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:05,750
So you ought to live with your girlfriend.

249
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,790
Tell Grandma...

250
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:12,310
I'm going to get married 
and lead the Poison Clan,

251
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:17,440
but I'm going to find a partner myself.

252
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,730
Seriously?

253
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:23,650
You always decide everything on your own.

254
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,670
Well, okay. I'll tell her.

255
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,580
What's the holdup? I can't get around yet.

256
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,970
H-How should I carry you?

257
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,830
I've never touched a girl except on jobs.

258
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:42,320
Where is it okay to touch?

259
00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,340
Oh, don't worry about that.

260
00:15:45,650 --> 00:15:47,090
I mean, I'm a guy.

261
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,190
Oh, in that case...

262
00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:51,500
Huh?

263
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:56,010
The Poison Master's Search for a Bride

264
00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,870
A bath after a blowup hits different,
 don't you think?

265
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,970
Hey, Gero, wanna join me?

266
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:03,880
No, thanks.

267
00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:06,590
Come on. Where's the harm?

268
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,650
No, thanks!

269
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:11,150
Ah, I feel fully alive again.

270
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:12,690
Kinosaki...

271
00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:15,410
"Doesn't look like any man
 I've ever seen"?

272
00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:18,160
Wanna see for yourself?

273
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:22,860
Why do you wear women's clothes?

274
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:23,610
What?

275
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:26,130
Because my latest mark was a man.

276
00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:28,480
I wear men's clothes when I con women.

277
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,090
It's more fun when you can go
 both ways, you know?

278
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:34,570
So, Gero, proposing to me was 
the best move you could have made.

279
00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:35,430
Pro...

280
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,690
I can teach you how to hook anyone,
 man or woman.

281
00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:41,300
Then, hurry up and—

282
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,340
Here. Look at this.

283
00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:45,920
I've registered you 
for a matchmaking party.

284
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,260
Fill in your profile.

285
00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:50,820
Huh? Wait, it's after midnight,
 so this is today.

286
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:52,890
"Profession"?

287
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,560
Wait. Writing the truth 
is probably a bad idea.

288
00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:59,580
"Self-employed."

289
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:03,400
There are way more men
 than women coming,

290
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:07,920
so I'll charm all the men 
and leave you with fewer rivals.

291
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,420
Remember, Gero.

292
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:13,910
Grooming and fashion are just ways 
to avoid making a bad impression.

293
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:16,190
Improving them will only
get you as far as "nice guy."

294
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:21,350
No one's gonna fall for you unless
 we find your charm and bring it out.

295
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:23,340
Try different approaches and see.

296
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,710
Hello. It's nice to meet you.

297
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:30,860
My research tells me 
first impressions are everything.

298
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:33,930
I've got the perfect pickup line.

299
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:35,500
I'm Gero.

300
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,270
I make *** million a year.

301
00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:39,910
What were you thinking?!

302
00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:41,270
She recoiled in horror!

303
00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:45,040
But my "charm" is my income, right?! 
It's the top feature in men!

304
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:49,780
Maybe, but blurting it out right away
makes you a jerk bragging about money!

305
00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:53,740
At least look her in the eyes and smile
before you say anything.

306
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,580
Maybe I'll look up how to smile
 when I get home.

307
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,710
Gero, we'll try this next.

308
00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:17,030
A dating app will give you a chance
 to settle in and really talk with girls.

309
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:13,400
Match!

310
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:13,520
Match!

311
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:13,640
Match!

312
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,020
Match!

313
00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:13,400
Send a message

314
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:13,520
Send a message

315
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:13,640
Send a message

316
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,020
Send a message

317
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,700
I got you a date in seconds.

318
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,020
So let's go bring out your charm.

319
00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:25,580
U-Um...

320
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:29,200
A Poison Master should never eat anything
someone else serves him.

321
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,700
I developed that instinct 
to protect myself,

322
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:36,370
but I doubt anyone here is out to get me.

323
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:39,290
So it will be fine! Totally fine!

324
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,770
How was that?

325
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,620
O-Okay, we'll try with this girl next.

326
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,990
N-Next is...

327
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:51,440
Next.

328
00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:06,870
Just today, I met nearly 30 women,

329
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:09,750
but I didn't exchange contact info
 with a single one.

330
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,910
W-Well, you did the best you could.

331
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:18,960
Still, I know our goal 
is to find your charm,

332
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,710
but I figured you'd hit it off 
with at least one of them.

333
00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:23,970
Kinosaki.

334
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:28,060
Maybe I just don't have any charm.

335
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,340
You do. I know you do.

336
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:33,090
It's just hidden, 
so we can't see what it is yet.

337
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:36,320
I promise there are people out there
 who will be into you.

338
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:43,020
I'm gonna polish you up and bring out 
your charm so you can knock 'em dead.

339
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:46,530
Actually, I did find one thing
 we can work with.

340
00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:47,870
What's that?

341
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:50,540
You like DIY candy kits.

342
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:51,420
Huh?

343
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:54,610
People with niche hobbies 
can have a great time chatting.

344
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,190
Also, is it me, or is this cleaner
 wicked strong?

345
00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,710
I mixed it myself. I call it "Joker."

346
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:04,180
Using deadly poison to fight stubborn stains
 is my favorite way to de-stress.

347
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:08,390
I can make cleaning agents strong enough 
to melt iron when I set my mind to it.

348
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,990
Oh, is this another niche hobby?

349
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:13,900
Maybe just never mention
 this one to anyone, 'kay?

350
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:18,670
Found you.

351
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,780
Well, my place is this way.

352
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,360
See you tomorrow.

353
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,150
Sure.

354
00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:28,050
Wait, Kinosaki! What do you mean,
 "tomorrow"? Where?

355
00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:40,930
Add Friend

356
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:47,580
Mei Kinosaki, what did you do
 to my big bro?

357
00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:48,390
Huh?

358
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:49,850
Don't give me that.

359
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:53,130
He used to brag he'd 
make the living fossils

360
00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:55,350
in this lame-ass biz beg for mercy.

361
00:20:55,350 --> 00:21:00,510
Now he's saying he's gonna take over 
the family cleaning service.

362
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,900
Maybe he got tired of life
 in the big city?

363
00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:11,860
That was a lead pellet.

364
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,060
Now that look gets my blood pumping.

365
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:17,860
I'm gonna make you tell me 
everything that went down.

366
00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:21,750
If you beg for your life like you mean it, 
I might give you another—

367
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:26,160
I'd rather die than team up with trash
 who con regular people.

368
00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:30,640
You've got guts.

369
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,150
But people who make a living off
 dirty jobs like ours

370
00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:38,410
and still toss around half-assed morals
 about who to target

371
00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:40,220
can't survive in this business.

372
00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:45,350
That pretty face of yours is your weapon. 
I'll make sure you can never use it again.

373
00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:48,160
My next shot'll be a shotgun blast.

374
00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,060
B-Boss!

375
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,550
Up ahead!

376
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,460
Gero?

377
00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:57,460
Who cares?

378
00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:59,320
Turn him into roadkill!

379
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:31,830
What the...

380
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,510
Y'know, being a cleaner 
doesn't sound so bad.

381
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,350
You dropped this.

382
00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:55,250
Thanks.

383
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:58,310
Thank you, Kinosaki.

384
00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:02,470
I could never meet so many women
in one day on my own.

385
00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:06,340
Just one rejection would have left me
 moping for a lifetime.

386
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,320
I know I'm hopeless, 
but I'm counting on you.

387
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:14,220
You know, I didn't get 
anyone's contact info today.

388
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,300
Hey, are you listening?

389
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:18,660
Gero, would you mind giving me yours?

390
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,110
Friends: 1

391
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:24,960
I doubt my friends list 
will ever get any longer.

392
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:26,550
I don't know why,

393
00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:29,740
but you're dazzling me right now.

394
00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:35,270
I've got it. I've found it. 
I've found your charm.

395
00:23:36,130 --> 00:23:40,900
This is the story of the elite assassin
known as the Poison Master, Hikaru Gero,

396
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:43,050
and his search for a bride.

397
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:50,000
I mean, people call these kinds
 of places "date spots," right?

398
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,130
Today, you're going on 
your first date... rehearsal!

399
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,580
Let's go on another date.
No business.

400
00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:51,510
What will you say to her?

401
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,500
Let's date with 
a view to marriage!

402
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,830
No way in hell.

403
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,200
Don't you dare.

404
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,250
What Is "Charm," Anyway?

405
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,550
Next time: "What is 'Charm,' Anyway?"

406
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,220
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